BIKING HEAVEN

Walking or riding that is the question. Not anymore; with top of the line bicycles you will no longer want to walk that narrow path. You will want to ride down that narrow path. These bikes are easy to find with multiple brands and different spec. Now I know what you might be thinking. This guy is another cycling fanatic who just slows down traffic when he rides on the road. Rest assured I am not; I am a large guy who doesn’t like the seat of a bike giving me a wedgie. Yet I have recently learned that you no longer have to deal with wedgies or a slow ride. The reason why will probably not surprise you, you can customize your own bike. These customizations include different seats, sprockets, and frame.

First is the frame, the lighter the frame the better. I’m will guarantee that a 15 pound bike will be easier to petal than a 50 pound bike. It doesn’t stop there, these frames come in multiple different shapes and sizes for the perfect ride. They can have small, skinny, fat, and wide frames. With this selection you can have a bike for your kid, uncle, aunt, mom, dad, and your humongous brother. No matter the person there is a perfect frame for you. Don’t choose too quickly for the frame will allow customization further down the line with brakes and the type of wheels you decide to put on there.

Second are the sprockets, the bigger the teeth on the sprockets the better. This is because when pedaling you doesn’t want the chain to come off without warning causing you to come to a complete stop and bust your butt. Doing that would be embarrassing, causing everyone to point and laugh. Let’s just go ahead and nip that idea in the bud and just be extra cautious and get long teeth for those sprockets.

Finally are those seats, yes the ones that give you wedgies. You’re a ground up, you no longer have to put up with those skinny seats that cause uncomforted the day after. Get a nice fat seat, give your tooshy a rest from those skinny seats. Don’t be ashamed of a big booty, flaunt it with a bigger seat. Let’s be honest for a split second, nobody wants to see a big booty on a small seat.

Now ride on the narrow path, or that trail not taken. Save gas and take I bike. Innovations for biking have come out, making it easy to get exercise and go from point A to point B. Just remember to have fun and get the best bike for you.

Better yet just flip on your T.V and relax. Watch bikers on T.V. cause I don’t know about you but that bike would have to cheap and bike itself.